As I Look Through The Binder Of The Songs I Always Write...

I realize how i'm going to be as a solo artist. 5GB had to disband, David had to quit because of health problems. I'm thinking of at lewast recording some of my stuff and put it on a CD. I have tons of material.

• Near Incurable (parody of "Irreplaceable" by Beyonce)
• Get Away
• What I Do
• I Need a Break
• When I'm Out A-Whorin'
• Suitcase Nuke (parody of "O Valencia!" by The Decemberists)
• It's Your Fault
• Halloween (parody of "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy)
• Jessica
• I'm in A Good Mood
• Run
• I Want
• Give Me a Hint
• Screaming
• Sincerely, Me
• Cliche Song
• Convention (parody of "Intervention" by Arcade Fire
• Whale's Lament (parody/sequel of/to "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists)

I know right? Alot. I think i'm calling the album Falling Off the Horse Before You Get On. It will be sensational.

May. The First Post. Halfaway Through (Almost).

Wow, that was a long wait, right? Actually, i was trying to help myself out. I think i've just about done it. I think i'm ready for the year to be over now.

I now need to start planning my End-of-Year-Me-And-Liz-Going-Away-Cryfest-Extravaganza-07. It will be amazing. I suppose there will be some sort of hug train/line/circle. A portion where people share their favorite memories of me and my sister, Giving away of going away presents. Speaking of...

I got my first going away present. Edward gave me The Producers (2005) on DVD. I'd seen it before, and adored it. It was perfect.

Speaking of perfect, the drama awards ceremony was held last Saturday, the 5th. I got an outstanding plaque, which i plan to die with, and a "paper plate award" which is usually given to only seniors, but i was a special exception. I got the coveted "Most Likely To Hug Everyone in the World While Hugging Them, That's What She Said" award. The awards are personalized for something that you're "famous" for. It was a very great day for me.

So, tech-recipes.com has given me the solution to almost all of my troubles. How to hack Google and get some free mp3s! It's literally the coolest thing ever. search it if you don't believe me.

1) "Now, let's assume you're a dishonest man."
"Assume away."

- Teh Pr0d00c3rz

2) CL2 - Wincing the Night Away - The Shins

I'm Really Sorry

I haven't blogged whenever i've had the oppurtunity to. This month nor last month had many posts at all, and i apologize for keeping you in the dark about what's going on in my life.

I need to pull my algebra and English grades up, and i think i can do it, but i really don't want to jinx myself. It's imperative that i don't. There are only a few weeks left and i have to force myself to take care of this, and i damn well will.

Video Ape

Kitten Calendar 2 (couldn't find 1)



Ham



Best of Tina Fey



Shia and Maya Backstage (reallllllly funny)

For Those of You...(Man, I Really Do Love Elipses)

...Who saw any of the following bands on MTV:

Fall Out Boy
The Fratellis
Lily Allen
TV on the Radio
The Shins
Modest Mouse
Panic! At The Disco
Lady Sovreign
and many more

Just know this. We all liked them before MTV started playing them, and you only like them because they're played on MTV. Now, step aside and let the true fans appreciate the music.

And you people that are voting for the worst people on American Idol this year: You're ruining it for us. Stop it. Sanjaya, Haley, and Phil are musical vomit.

Breaks!

Spring break so far = meh.

At least i saw a movie, but it was pay-per-view'd. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny. It was actually pretty funny. Lots of good songs/parts. I must own it now.

Anyway, Thank God You're Here was on last night, and it was great. Brian Posehn is on it next week! I can't freaking wait.

I want to go to someone's house, or i want somebody to come to mine. It's going to be very lonely this week...alone.

So, we got the new Rolling Stone yesterday, and i'll just say right now...i'm putting that cover on my wall...yeah.

Wow, almost all of my paragraphs are 2 lines. Nifty.

1) "The best photos will be placed in the "freedom cage"."

- Strangers With Candy

2) CL2: We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank - Modest Mouse

Josh Groban Makes Me Sick

He really does.

That is all.

A More "Me" Me

I got new shoes today. They rule.

Converse. Black.

We got 2 new CDs. Barenaked Ladies Are Men and We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse. I haven't listened to the former yet, but WWDBTSES is good so far. James Mercer from The Shins has backing vocals on some tracks, so that's...awesome.

Yeah, i need to make a CD for who i want to be my girlfriend but there's no point cuz we're moving.

1) "I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

- Reno 911!

After Years...

4, count them right now. I know you can. You have ten good ones, so raise 4 in the air like you just don't care. Here's why.

After countless years of impatiently waiting for answers from Comedy Central, TVshowondvd.com has recieved information about a live commentary session at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater for the season 2 DVDs. Finally. I've been waiting for this so long, it seems. And our prayers have been acknowledged. I might even say w00t.

1) "I'm an expert on Shakespeare and that's a hell of a lot
but the world don't need scholars as much as i thought"

- Twentysomething (Jamie Cullum)

Well...

Alot, and i man alot, has happened since my disappearance. Isn't it weird how whenever i say i'll be gone, i'm really not? And then i disappear without warning.

The play went by wuickly. The last day, which was a Sunday, sucked as usual, and beofre it started, we had the cast meeting and we all cried because it was the seniors' last mainstage at the school, and i said something too, becuase it was basically my las hurrah too.

I went to the best party ever last weekend. Claire turned 17, and it was awesome.

That's alot, right? I'll talk to you guys when i can.

1) "If you don't give us what we want, alot of inocent people are going to die."
[theater-goers woo]
"That means you, assholes!"

- Series 7: The Contenders