The "It" I Actually Have

Today was an excellent half-day.

I got a note from my Theatre teacher during 4th period. It said to talk to her about getting a role in Comedy of Errors. Not i have one.

Pinch the witch doctor. Another doctor role. I'm going to play doctors for the rest of my life.

Afterwards, i gave Danielle a ride home. Good times.

1) "I can't stop, it's like chips."

- The White Rapper Show

2) Best video evah (again! Because this is Blawge, and in Blawge...I can do whatevahzz)

A Long Overdue Revelation

I don't need it.

I realized i didn't want to go through the hurt of having to leave her, if i even got a chance to have her.

Um...here it is. I found it. The best music video to ever be created. This will sweep the nation, my friends.



Did you watch it? If you just scrolled down a little, i say how dare you. You naughty person! Scroll upeth and watcheth thy music video!

So, you know how we had to do monologues for Theatre class? We're doing it again, and i'm ecstatic. I've already got mine, picked out and memerized. It's from NewsRadio, and it's amazing. Here it is. I cut out a little dialogue from other characters, but, meh.

1) "Let me tell you something little miss. Advertising pays our bills, advertising pays your salary. Advertising is what made this country great. What was th Constitution of the United States? An advertisement. An advertisement for liberty when in the course of human events, let me tell you, that's riht up there with "Put a tiger in your tank" and "Where's the beef?" I'm sorry, i have to get some air. [pause] Hell, if it wasn't for advertising, you know what you two would be doing? Selling Sesame Street totbags during PBS pladge breaks. Only, they wouldn't say Sesame Street on them. Becuase that would be...ADVERTISING! I bet if you two had your way there wouldn't be any Sesame Sreet, would there? No Bert, no Ernie. Bye bye. Say bye byte to Grover! Bye bye to Cookie Monster! There isn't no Snuffalupagus, is there? And there sure ain't no Oscar thet Grouch...not to mention KERMIT THE DAMN FROG!"

[and...scene]

3) Crntly drinkin': Diet Pepsi

Confusion

I really shouldn't have gone there. If i'd have known i was going to be brought down like that i wouldn't have.

I mean, what the fuck? Did she or did she not completely lie to me? I'm never going to understand any of this.

But i want this really badly, you have no idea. My time here is limited and i want to make the best of it. I want to make the best of it with her. I really wish she knew that.

Another One

Yeah, another girl clarly not interested in me.

She even said she wanted to go to my house, then she said that history project crap, which i'm beginning to think is a lie. But why would she do that? If she really did, i thought she was way better than that. Maybe she didn't want to hurt my feelings. I have no idea what's going on anymore.

1) "Think about it. I haven't."

- Strangers With Candy

2) Currently watching: The Office - Season 2

3) "Good song."

An Awesome Message From Me

(Don't worry, you're not the only one i'm sending this to)

Dear friend of mine,

I have a plan.

I will get you, a bunch of others, and anyone else, to come to my house. I will get my video camera, about 4 or 5 blank tapes, and we'll go somewhere where we can shoot that is quiet and peaceful. I will give you a scene outline, which i have written beforehand, and you will improvise an entire scene based on it.

Yes i know, i'm crazy. But i think if we get enough pepole, it could work. Get any friends you can to be audience members. In the meantime, i will "recruit" other "players" and ask them to participate. I'm hoping to pull all of this off in the next few weeks.

Yes i know, it seems like spam, but i'll prove that it's not...

ask me if i sent this to you.

This is tne message i sent to about 8 people. And i plan to send it to more people. More!!!!!!!

JD (Just Dailies) (Yes, This Title Again)

1) "What a quandry...What's quandry mean?"

- Strangers With Candy

2) sl2: Perfect Teeth by Motion City Soundtrack

From All Atop the Parapeths Glow A Multitude of Coranants

Decemberists = premium vocabularies. And i don't even know how to spell.

So, i have a plan.

I will infiltrate the bowels of my Myspace friend list to find experienced improv-ers and invite them over, from then we go off to somewhere with a good, quiet secene, i give them scene outlines, which i have written beforehand, i get the video camera, about 4 blank tapes, and tell them to just improv the entire scene. I plan for this to take place in the next few weeks. And i cannot wait a second.

Yehz.


[Randy singing Cops theme]
1) "Bad boys, bad boys, who you gonna call?"

- My Name is Earl

2) cl2: Total Eclipse by Klaus Nomi

New

So, it's a new year, new school semester, and, oddly, a new person.

A couple of days ago, i felt odd, like i've changed. Like, dramatically changed. And this morning i felt like a completely new person. I just did. I have no idea how, but i did.

This year i want to do things differently. I'm no going to act and feel like a shit anymore. I'm just not. I'm going to actaully give a crap about stuff. I'm going to find what i want and get it. I'm going to get a girlfriend. I'm going to be happy.

I'm going to have a better life.

1) "People say "Ben just write some stuff and turn it in" but i was never ok with turning in a bunch of shit."

- One Down (Ben Folds)

2) cl2: Nomi Song by Klaus Nomi (he has the most amazing voice)

The New Situation

Well, my friend's mom won't let her leave the house until she finishes some hstory project she has to do, so she won't be coming over today. But, i'm now on a quest to make today awesome.

Englsih told me that her, Kyle and maybe someone else were going to the mall. The catch is: i don't know what time they're going. I've tried to call her twice and she didn't answer. Either, her phone is off or she's busy. Uuuuuuuugh [Charlie Brown/]

1) "Look, you're not black, OK?"
"OK. Officer, can i please have my 40 ouncer and my boombox that i play music on?"

- Reno 911!

2) cl2: dryah

Tomorrowland

I really can't wait until tomorrow. It's going to be awesome.

I really need to take a shower right now. My sister just took one, now my dad's taking one. I'm going to get about 5 seconds worth of hot water. It's going to suuuck.

I also need to clean my room. I'm even surprised that i've had that revelation.

I need to make the house smell better than it does. It kinda smaells like people now.

This is my 300th post. Everybody dance now. Everybody dance NOW!

1) "Come on, this is a party, not a shareholder's meeting."

- Arrested Development

2) cl2: Mama by My Chemical Romance (not a Genesis cover)