Time is NOT On My Side

Clearly.

Tomorrow is my sister's 17th birthday. Then, a mere year later, she'll be 18, then, a mere 5 months later, she'll graduate from high school. Then, 2 years later, I will. I don't have much time. My youth is fading. Aaaaagh.

I'm in a band. With David, Sam, Edward and Trey. Our name? 5 Guys in a Band. We do parodies and originals. Well, we haven't really done anything but write songs so far. But, we're comitted. I think.

1) "You can cook for your husband if you want to."
"Isn't she quaint? I'm just not hungry."

- Firefly

2) Currently listening to: WtNA

3) Pining over: WtNA

Complete With Musical Overture

Mondays, boy i hate Mondays
They make me so steamed
Weekends!
Talkin' 'bout the weekends!
Oh ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

- Will Ferrell (SNL)

Argh, Monday. Why must you suck?

First, it started off with me being extremely tired. I only had about 4 hours of sleep. I just really could not sleep at all.

Then, Biology, we had to study for a test. It made me have to lean forward and read things.

Then, my Algebra teacher yelled at somebody. Admitted, that somebody totally deserved it.

That's it.

Maybe something will cheer me up.

1) "I can driiiive a fork shift!"

- Made-up Homsar quote

2) Currently watching: Adventure Time

Go Ahead, You Can Laugh All You Want, 'Cuz i Got My Philosophy. It Keeps My Feet On The Ground And I Trust It Like The Ground

Yes. Here we go.

What i think.

I've never been a praying person, and i never intend to be a praying person. I consider myself Agnostic. If God created everything, who created God? But, i really can't be so sure. I mean, who really does know?

I support the gays. They should get married. They should have the same rights as everyone else.

I hate, hate, hate religious people. They think they're religion is the only thing that's good in the world.

I hate people that hate this country. Sure, we have alot of bad stuff going for us. Gas prices, the RIAA, the FCC, not being able to find another source of energy besides oil, etc. But we have alot more things going good for us. Freedom of speech, religion, and all of that.

I hate Janet Jackson. Her and her devil boob ruined TV forever.

I hate people that say Bush is an idiot. They need to get smarter and see what he's actually done for us.

I hate people that get EVERYTHING they know from the Daily Show and take everything Jon Stewart says as gospel. Don't get me wrong, he's a pretty funny guy, but get some real news.

I hate people that say the American Office is better than the British version. Nothing will ever touch the original. The US Office is one of the best shows on television right now, though.

I also hate people that say Bush is a liar. Did you know that British, American and Russian Intellegence said that Saddanm had WMDs? I know, old news, but still.

I hate almost everybody.

Peepz I Hate

Ahem, it's about time to list them.

Dr. Phil
Rosie O'Donnell
Starr Jones
Suzanne Sommers
Martha Stewart
our school nurse
our school principal
Ms. Lumpkin
that one dude
that other dude
that other dude
that one girl
that other girl
that other dude
that other dude
that other dude
that other girl
Britney Spears
K-Fed
John Brown
the other John Brown
Larry the Cable Guy
Carlos Mencia
Kanye West
Tim McGraw
Ty Pennington
Isiah Washington

more latah. totes.

Pep: 0, Rally: 0

We were supposed to have a pep rally today.

At the very last minute, it was canceled. Maybe the PA system was wonky or some bullcrap like that.

"Oh no! The old man McClure (our principal) or anybody else can't yell!"

Wow.

In music news: I'm completely squeeing ver Wincing the Night Away. I need to order it right now or things will happen -- terrible things.

So, next Thursday, me and Andie are having a monologue-off. It's going to rawkzz.

This Town

Forked up.

Last night, we recieved warning that there would be ice tomorrow, then, later we recieved one saying school was delayed two hours. Yaaaaaaargh.

And the people. The people. Oh god, the people.

I hate 90% of all adults here. I want to choke their faces.

The kids at school. I want to choke their faces as well. Not all of them, obviously.

There are alot of kids that think you're their friend because you're polite to them. I HATE those people to death.

I hate to say this, for the sake of my friends, but...

I can't wait to get the hell out of here.

Officially Started

The Shins craziness has started. Well, it did on Saturday.

Sat.: SNl
18th: album available for listen on Myspace
23rd: album available for purchase Everywhere!!!!!!
David Letterman

Wow, right?

So, today we did monologues. It was teh greatzzzz

My teacher loved mine, and she made me do it for everybody at rehearsal today. And...i did. Also, a Dane Cook "routine" and Sean Cullen. The latter is hilarious.

My World Geo. teacher played REM today in class. Teh awesomezzz.

1) "i'm leaving!"

- greatest news i heard today.

2) Currently listening to: Wincing the Night Away by The Shins

When You Die, They Make A List Of Every Love You've Never Kissed

Indeeedy. We're doing monologues tomorrow.

My new World Geography teacher is awesome. He played Sweet Caroline on his laptop and asked us to guess what it was. And...who got it right? Moi. Tres bien.

1) "He wiped out on your 10-speed
And either he will succeed
Or just suck"

- Testing 1, 2, 3 (Barenaked Ladies)

2) Currently watching: The Office Season 2

3) Current mood: Dazed

Hare: Kutted

I got a haircut today. Good times. I already can't wait for it to grow back so i can emo-flip for funsies again.

Um...movie spider

It's the coolest website evah. You can watch tv shows, movies, and comedy shows. It's where i watch all of my Kenny vs. Spenny episodes, GSN doesn't show it anymore, bastards.

Rehearsal tomorrow. Yeps.

1) "Here's a breakdown of pillow fights. Man vs. Woman = fun, Man vs. Man = Gay, Woman vs. Woman = awesome, Man vs. Pillow = crazy, Pillow vs. Pillow = crazy awesome."

- Demitri Martin. Person.

2) Currently watching: Clearification (clearification.com)

Troubles

I need some money.

$15 - Drama Club dues because they are going to start checking next week if we've paid or not. :(

$5 - $10 - Bronx Masquerade for English class

$10+ - The Shins - Wincing the Night Away (JAN. 23rd!!!!!)

Yep, that's it.

1) "Sarcasm is the refuge of losers."

- Little Miss Sunshine

2) currently wanting to watch - a movie