Fine, Make Me Feel Bad!

One more thing, if you think i left somehting out of my 2005 Best of Awards, just leave me a comment right here. Please?

The Best of 2005

Here are my awards of the year, giggedy giggedy.

Best Albums:

Coldplay - X&Y
White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan
Nickel Creek - Why Should the Fire Die?
Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning/Digital Ash in a Digital Urn double CD
Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams

Best DVDs:

The Incredibles
Napoleon Dynamite
Serenity
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Best TV DVDs:

Scrubs: Season 1 and 2
Arrested Development - Season 2
The Office (US) - Season 1
The Brak Show - Volume 1

Best Movies:

Serenity
King Kong
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Best Movie Trailers:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Serenity
Cars

Best TV Shows:

Arrested Development
Scrubs
24
Lost
Veronica Mars

Most Shocking Moments:

GTA:SA Hot Coffee/AO incident
Arrested renewed, then reduced to 13
Michael Jackson acquitted
Family Guy retrurns

Funniest things of 2005:

R. Kelly: Trapped in the Closet
Martha's comeback

Moments of the year that made you smile with glee:

Michael Jackson: Bahrain bound
AD's renewal
What? A Firefly movie?

Moments that made you scream in agony:

Jackson's Acquittal
AD's major cutback, 2.0
Tom Cruise: Cuh-Razy!
Paris Hilton: Still a 'Tard Muffin

Best Breakout:

Fall Out Boy
Steve Carrell
Jason Lee
My Chemical Romance

Well, there they all are. The Best, i don't want to do the worst because i might offend, just kidding, i don't care about that. But anyway, i will see you next year, which i hear is tomorrow, alright, later dudes!

Sort of Bored Out of My Wits...

I have nothing to do. I watched all of my new DVDs except Serenity, We Love Katamari is getting really hard, and i miss alot of people, this is the best/worst Christmas ever.

I'll be talking to you, sorry fr lack of post, and this being a short one.

1) "Hi Mom, i have the entire day off."
"Really? Did nothing cancel?"

- Arrested Development

2) Currently playing: We Love Katamari (PS2)

My Gifts: Christmas 2005

Here's the master list, what i got, what Liz got, dad, mom, blah blah blee bloo blah.

What i got:

1. We Love Katamari
2. Scrubs - Season 2
3. Homestar Runner: Everything Else Vol. 1
4. Trogdor shirt
5. DVD rack
6. Serenity DVD
7. other shirt
8. undies
9. Mp3 player (512MB)
10. Napoleon Dynamite poster
11. 5-pack VHS 6Hr. tapes

What Liz got:

1. pajamas
2. Nancy Drew PC game
3. Weezer - Make Believe CD
4. my no. 8
5. my no. 9
6. Spongebob DVD
7. i forget the rest

Mom:

1. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have it So Much Better CD
2. System of a Down - Hypnotize CD
3. Hercules - Season 1
4. Charile Chaplin box set

Dad:

1. Queen on Fire - Live at the Bowl DVD
2. Johnny Cash Greatest Hits CD
3. Shirts
4. number 8

That's it. That's all of it. Jealous much?

Just Wait A Minute, Or An Hour, Maybe Five...

It's almost the magical time of the day where...THE WHOLE FAMILY OPENS BOXES! Sorry, it's Christmas Eve. The plans are:

1. Play board games
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. Open ALL gifts

And then, play play play, sleep sleep sleep, go to uncle's house, have another week of off-time, school. Oh, boy. I'll be back tonight with my list of gifts and what other people got. Seeya!

1) "I had my finger in a heart today."

"Very cool!"

- Grey's Anatomy

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development - Season 2

A Pretty-Pretty Good Website: Need Something to do on a Lazy Sunday?

http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

It's something from last Saturday's SNL. It is very funny. Watch only if you have no food or drink in your mouth. This is very funny.

Was Beauty Killed the Beast

Just got back from seeing King Kong, i nwas very impressed. They made the monkey look real. Peter Jackson is also super thin now, so that doesn't hurt. I honestly thought Jack Black couldn't pull off that role, being a comedic actor and all, but he did. He's also my favorite celebrity.

OK, the day of battle is upon us. 3 more days until Christmas Eve. You all know what that means. We get to open boxes! W00t! I for one, am about to throw up, I'm so excited.

1) "A year ago, my sister was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder, and there's nothing funny about that. But when she called me, my caller ID exploded."

- Zach Galafianakis

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development - Season 1 & 2

It's 4:54, And This is the Afternoon Blog Post!

I sounded like a DJ there, no?

Anyway, i just got done with a rousing game of Scrabble witht the parentlas, Liz didn't play since she doesn't care about family and good times in the circle. I kid, i kid because i love.

Last night, we were about to watch Family Guy and it was slightly pre-empted by Bush's address. Not to bad, anyway, i finally came on, not in progress, and Mom and Dad laughed at some of it. I was shocked, i was convinced that they thought it was moronic, which it is. Anyway, i sort of get the feeling they don't want us watching it, but what are you going to do?

In other words, after tonight, only 5 more episodes of you-know-what. Cry cry, sob sob.

And also, Kitchen Confidential is officially canceled. F****ing gits! Only 4 shows, FOX! 4! What do you need to make room for? Hobos on Ice? a show where a cannibal trades houses with a priest's family? Tanya Harding's House? Just tell us, and we'll see if that show does any better. I'd just like to see one of you no-brains and give you a peice of my mind. Ignoramouses.


1) "This week, McDonald’s will launch a two-day media event to tout the quality of its food, and to combat critics who say its burgers and fries are unhealthy. McDonald’s says their food represents all four food groups: brown, dark brown, tan, and salty."

- Saturday Night Live

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development - Episode 308 (Making a Stand) (tonight at 8:00)

It's the Little Saint Nick

Today is "Get Off From School Until 2006 Friday"! Aren't you happy, too? I'm not. The holidays are leaving me feeling guilty. I have absolutely no money to buy things for people. I makes me feel bad. Knowing they got ME something.

Today is also a very special day for other things. Today was the Christmas assembly at school. The choir: horrible, the band: decent, the strings ensemble: Incredibly horrible. Also, these people, i have no idea where there from, came up and did improv games. They were funny.

Also, before lunch, the vision teacher called me to her portable and me and all the other vision kids had this pizza party, they were like any other normal kids, there's this really funy girl named Malaysia. That better be how to spell the name.

1) (preforming a card trick} "This is the queen. Let's just call her Marta for squeaks and gigs."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently watching (later): A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T.: Improv (Upright Citizens Brigade Bravo special)

Side Post #143: Listy McGoo

It is now the perfect time to list my gift wants and needs for 2005:

1. Family Guy - Vol. 3 (I just want it because i have seen all of the episodes and it's not too expensive)
2. Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Vol. 1, 2, 3 or 4 (Don't cost too much, again. And i need one now since i've decided i really flippin' like the show)
3. We Love Katamari (Don't want the original, because this one looks way cooler)
4. Soul Calibur III (Make-A-Character Mode! Come on!)
5. Scrubs - Season 2 (I have Season 1, so i need to complete the collection so far)
6. The Office (UK) Complete Series Box (seen it all, need the DVDs badly, and it costs alot more to buy the individual sets)

So, that's it. I think I'm getting the Homestar Runner shorts DVD with my own money, so i didn't add it to the list. No dailies because it's a side post, duh!

So I Came Home...

And found my mom watching X-Play, the video game review show, i didn't know she would want to watch it. Anyway, yesterday, she went to Blockbuater and rented Tak 3: The Great JuJu Challenge. I guess it's good. Patrick Warburton is one of the voices in it. He's funny.

In other news, i took my history and science exams today. I think i did OK on both. Math is tomorrow, let us pray.

In other other news, only 6 more episodes of Arrested Development. Now everybody start the crying in unison, come on. I know you're sad, too. It's all gonna be OK. Find some Kleenex and a shoulder. I'll go do that right now.

1) {referring to a Christian camp} "You know what's risky? Letting your son go on that church thing."
"Her name is Ann, dad, and he's not going on her."

- What else but AD?

2) Currently listening to: Little by Little - Harvey Danger

Giggedy-Giggedy Goo!

Today was cool, i guess. Here's a rundown:

1. Reveiewed for exams

2. This was the highlight of my day. It needed no effort whatsoever. I was just walking along the track because that's what you do when you don't want to play football. I talked to the coaches for a while, they asked questions about where i was from and things of that nature. It was nice, then i was greeted by someone i did not know. We got tot alking and i finally aksed her the name/ Her name is Madalin. She grew up in Turkey and moved here. She speaks perfect English. She's also Muslim. She wears one of those things on her head, not the full body thing, just the head thing.

So she's my friend and that's the end of show, donk.

1) "It's not gonna be some walk on the beach, he's gonna have to work."
"That's OK, Mom packed me a change of clothes."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development Season 1 and episode 307 (Prison Break-In) at 8:00 on those bloody gits at FOX

Afformentioned Bonus Videos

Read the previous post first, then watch these.


http://www.bravotv.com/ASSSSCAT_Improv/index.shtml

They're hilarious.

Pea

I just watched Attack of the Blode 6 for almost the 100th time, i love the song.

Oh, I'll eat you if you're English
I'll eat you if you're French
I'll eat you if you're Roger Moore or if you're Judi Dench
I like eating people of every different type
and when i'm full of eating them
I put them in my pipe
I like eating people
With a glass of gin
I like all bits of people
But my favorite bit's the chin.

It's funny. Anyway, today wasn't too bad at all. Nothing to difficult. 1 week until winter break. I want it now. I'm sounding like Veruca Salt, but i do not care a bit. At least I'm not spoiled like an old apple.

Has anyone else heard the rumors that the Nintendo Revolution will cost around $100? That's absolutely wild. Wildly awesome! Oh, i can't wait until next year. I wanna see the new Super Smash Brothers and how the new controller plays! WAAAAHHHH!!!!!

1) "Why would you want Vin Deasel to sign anything?"
"Because...he's the oacifier, he takes care of little kids!"
"He's the funniest comedian to date! He's got guns, he's got chops, he's amazing!"

UCB: ASSSSCAT: Improv Bravo.tv bonus videos

2) Currently watching: Comedians of Comedy (Comedy Central, 11:00 PM)

My Friends at the Office

On myspace.com, i have friends that are people from the TV show The Office, the actors, not the characters. I hate novelty profiles.

Anyways, i have to finish that writing project tomorrow, i'm telling you, i can not wirte and think up ideas that quickly, it's heartbreaking.

Not much else to type about. It rained today...Oh, boy.


1) "Soemtimes i like to go to the bank with a pad and paper and go up to someone and ask them, "How do you spell, "Shoot you in the face?"""

- Dane Cook

2) Currently watching: 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments (TV Land)

You Know That Thing Was Going Down

Started watching Apollo 13 in Science yesterday. The original, not some edited up peice of crap they give you at school. We're just wathcing this before finals, a little break. I'm really nervous about finals, but i should do just fine...al...GET IT? Of course you don't, i know you.

This week's been fine do far, need to do LOTS of homewrok tonight, you'd not believe. I've got:

• Algebra thing that I'm not even quite sure i can understand
• Writing project in one of my electives
• Writing project that was assigned today and is DUE FRIDAY in Language Arts
• History test (finish, 'cuz i was absent)

I know, rough. I'll just have to give it my all. I hate school. I just want Christmas break to start already! Only 1 week and 2 days. Cannot be soon enough.

Lost isn't on until January. This makes me angry, i guess they gotta do dome dtuff for something, i have no idea what, maybe Dancing With The "Stars" 2. Or maybe that's in January as well...

Anyway, Scrubs also starts next month. Yay, now that AD is going to be canceled, i have another show i can hope not to be canceled.

1) "I feel so deliciously white trash!"

- Family Guy

2) currently listening: So Long, Farewell (The Vandals cover of Sound of Music song)

Dalmations!

Because this is my 101th post, get it? Canine Crunchies? Come on!

I am extra happy today, for three resons:

1) I have easy homework and i can actually understand it. I know exactly how to do it, and there's not that much, so there!

2) In a while, we're going to the hospital to see the baby for hundredth time in two days!

3) Brace yourselves...NEW EPISODE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! This gets me elated to no bounds. It gives me the happy i've wanted for a long time! Taste the happy!

That's it. That why I'm so gleeful today.

You know what? The more that i thibk about it and the more i hate to admit it, i actually want an Xbox 360. But not enough to get one. I've heard good and bad things. But i am getting a Revolution, no doubt in my mind.

1) "Are you smoking crack or something? We do not allow that behavior in this establishment! Don't touch me!"

- Fit But You Know It (The Streets)

2) Currently watching: Arested Development (Episode 306) At 8:00 on FOX, watch! Pleeze!

Count Them, 2. And an Extra 100

This is my 100th blog post. As promised, i will say blog 100 times. That comes later.

Also, i have two new family members to welcome, i think one's not born yet. But one is!

The first, Lucien. My second cousin. My cousin's first child. This makes me wonder how weird this kid's gonna be (not in a bad way). I can't wait to meet the kid. Too bad i won't get to see him grow. On the other hand...

The second is Lucy. My new cousin and my uncle's first kid. This is gonna be great. My sister's gonna babysit her and we'll probably see her all the time. That'll be nice. I'll be the freak cousin.

My mom also went baby shopping today. Got clothes, what not. And family's probably ccoming out to see her after Christmas. It'll be nice to see family again. I miss them already.

So today, i'm staying home sick. Good thing it's Friday. So i have the whole weekend to recooperate. My mom's out to see something with Liz's "vocal prodution" class. It's at the fair grounds. She went at out at 11:43, now it's 1:53. Geeze.

1) "You are the weakest link! Good bye!"
"Wow, that's really funny! Dop you make up your own material? Because that is so fresh. Do yoiu have any Titanic jokes you wanna throw in? No?"

- Family Guy

2) Currently listening: Entire music library on Winamp


And now...



Blog 100 times.

There, i said it! You happy! I'm parched, i need a glas of water.

I'm Sick...Of Wasting My Fridays Seeing Your Crappy Band!

I woke up today with an incredibly dry throat. It's still there right now. I went home from school early. Why? The throat and my blood sugar at lunch was 386. The normal range is 80 to 180, so, that's not that good. So now, I'm drinking lots of carb-free beveragews and running around the backyard with the dog.

OK, so i just saw this Jewish rapper dude on Fuse, the music channel. He was alright. Not half bad. I'm not kidding.

Alright, finally time for me to break down my teachers.

1: Mr. Hunt: He's a pretty nice guy. He's also the kind of guy who's not a racist but says semi-politically incorrect things. Like, mimics the people's accents.

2A: Coach Goodwin: He's mean and yelly, but so far, he hasn't yelled at me yet.

2B: Ms. Rush: She's one of my favorites. She's nice, and pretty laid back.

3: Ms. Wiggs: She's pretty nice to people. Gets slightly aggrivated at people.

4: Ms. Lumpkin: She yells alot. You would not believe. She's the yelliest teacher in the bunch.

5: Ms Precht: She's my favorite teacher. She's really cool.

So, that's it. There's-a my teahcers. See ya on the flip-flop.

1) "Stop it!" {takes straws out of his nostrils}
"But baby, i was being a walrus!"

- Scrubs

2) Currently listening: Caring is Creepy - The Shins

Shock and Ah, That's Nasty!

I just wanted to say that.

Today was fine, but for some reason i couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get to my last class. I was like yesterday all over again! I swear, I'm getting old! What's wrong woth me?

I finally made up my list of Christmas gifts. It consists only of DVDs and games. Yeah, what a pathetic, sheltered life i live.

I'm listening to the new Darkness album, so far it's rockin'. Alright, I'll leave you be.

1) "I would be horrible on Cribs. This is my stuff...you guys want a Coke?"

- Brian Posehn (Comedians of Comedy)

2) Listening: The Darkness - One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back

Rainy Days and Mondays

Today was in a word. PYGOH. Well, in an acronym. Puke Your Guts Out Hell. Yoday was horrible. To start, i've lost my mind. I almost where some of my classes were. I got there on time though. then, when lunch came, i ate by myself for the whole time. The friend i promised to eat with before was nowhere to be found. At the end of the day, it was raining kittens and pups, my friends. We waited and waited and our bus never came, we had to go to the cafeteria until it did. It finally did, i got home fifteen minutes later than i usually do. And now, i have a wicked case of the hiccups which are causing me to type like Hell.

So, that's it.

1) "I like coffee...I feel tired..."

- Sir Track (Liam Lynch)

2) currently watching: some Adult Swim i taped last night

So It's Begun.

My boycott of the FOX network.

You know why? It's starting to pop up everywhere. News headlines saying that they canceled my favorite show. If you don't know what it is, then go buy yourselves a copy of each of those season DVDs, send numerous hate letters to FOX, and just maybe, we could have the same fate as Family Guy.

I also can't even bear to stomch that they allow shows for retards like Temptation Island and Stacked and American Dad and The War at Home. From what i can tell, no one watches these shows. They are completely classless and vulgar. The only shows I'll even bother to watch and American Idol and 24. Because they never rerun those.

For God's sake, this show's won about 6 Emmy's in it's two years! Do you not like awards? Is that some sort of weird fear of people liking you we don't know about? It's like, "It's not in the top 10? Throw it in the crapper." Me and millions of people are feeling trashed and cheated by this, FOX. You've REALLY outdone yourself this time. Here's alist of shows FOX has scrapped, that have actually been good, look at this, and see how big it is.

• Family Guy (twice, before being brought back)
• Andy Richter Controls the Universe
• Firefly
• John Doe
• Kitchen Confidential (after only 3 episodes)
• Wonderfalls (After only 4)
• Futurama

Also, remember last year when all of this happened? People signed the petition YOU GUYS started. Thousands, might i add. It was the top of the list of shows people wanted to save. I also heard you dropped My Name is Earl and Everybody Hates Chris, now they have turned into hits, and you all look like raving lunatic idiots.

Thank you, and good day.

Shake it Around

By that, i mean, the fat of myself and others after the wonderous feast we partook. Today, of course, was Thanksgiving. We ate at our uncle's house. My aunt's mom was there too. She's pretty nice. I can't believe i'm getting a new cousin in a week. This is call for celebration.

Also today, we're watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the first time, and we've had it for more than a week. Also, i thnk maybe this weekend we're going to see that Johnny Cash movie with my uncle. It looks pretty good.

Well, I'll talk at you when i feel like it. Have a happy-dappy T!

1) "We have a private eye now?"
"I hired him to find out if i was cheating on your father, he never did find anything."
"Well, he can't be very good then."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently playing - Donkey Kong Country (SNES)

Burn the Witch

It's the new Queens of the Stone Age song. It's really cool.

Today we have the day off from school. I'm grateful for that. Not much else to write about. Wow, this became boring in a split second. Let me list what i be listening to right now.


Burn the Witch - QOTSA
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
Juice Box - The Strokes
The Denial Twist - The White Stripes
Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 6-8 - R. Kelly
One Way Ticket - The Darkness

That's it.


1) "I woke up in a pile of swe atshirts!"

- Fall Float Parade

2) You just saw

Oh, That's Funny...

I have a five-day weekend for Turkey-Lurkey Days! It's pretty sweet.

I haven't mentioned my school yet. I go to Crayton Middle School. It's mostly black, not that there's anyhiung wrong with that. So far, I've met tons of people and have gobs of friends. Some chicks, too.

There are two people who i think are pretty cool: Eddie, and Warren. They're really funny.

Enough about that. Let's talk turkey (giggedy giggedy). What are my plans? I'm going to my uncle's house, Liz is making cranberry sauce, and it looks like I'll be eating. That'll be my contribution.

I honestly can't wait to get my greasy mits on that new Homestar Runner DVD. The one with all the shorts and Marzipan Answering Machines and Teen Girl Squad things and they even have lost Puppet Jams! The anticipation grows to the Nth degree.

1) "Everybody quiet down!"
"Yeah, quiet down, you sons of bitches!"

- South Park

2) Currently listening to: The Strokes - Juice Box

Way-O, Way-O

And so it began. Two days after my birthday, as i sit in the car, watching my Arrested Development Season 2 DVDs!!!!!!!!! And Scrubs, and The Office (US), and Will Ferrel 2, blah blah blah. i feel gloomy and depressed, as i see my home vanish before my eyes. We drive for five days, about. Stay in Motel 6, almost every night. I hizz-ated Motel 6. A-frickin lot. It was udder hell. Hades.

Well, last Tuesday, we rolled in South Carolina, We settled in a house on Saturday. Watched our first live SNL. It was special. Then Monday rolled in. Oh, did Monday roll in. I was all set to watch Arrested Development. I was incredibly anxious. Then comes 8:00. Guess-a What-a? Prison Break 2 hour event! Oh, you can not believe how sorrowed i was. It's not on tonight either. This is a dark day. I am questioning ever watching FOX again. I'll just catch everything in reruns. I don't give a flaming sack of crap if they even go out of business one day. Let 'em, please. Be my guest, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilos.

1) "I think the writers get their stuff from the Internets."

- Will Arnett (TV Guide Channel behind-the-scenes of AD)

Cry, Cry...Sob, Sob

We got a house.

See how i played that off as not a big deal? Cuz, really, it is.

I'm scared for my life. I fear for my favorite television program. Can't talk much, dinner's almost up. I'll run it down after.

Oh, Happy Day...Scary Scary Chapter 3

Today is my birthday.

Guess what? WE GOT THE FLIPPIN' HOUSE MONEY!!!!!!!!!

I am sooooo excited. It came into the bank account at 12:00 PM on the dot. It's such a sweet day. The truck and our lunch is on the way as i speak. This is my final post for a couple days. Weeks, maybe. Anyways, this is ninetieth post. Ten more till the big party. I think I'm gonna say blog 100 times. So, get ready for that.

1) "Why don't you wear a big belt buckle, that's what my Uncle Kool-Aid does!"
"You have an Uncle Kool-Aid?"
"Leave Kool-Aid out of this, please!"

- Saturday Night Live

"Tell me why that pig hates Jewish people!"

- SNL

"Baby, you've got a witch's brew goin'!"

- Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig (H'Ween 2005 H*R toon)

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development Season 2
Firefly: The Complete Series
School of Rock
The Incredibles
Conan 10th Anniversary
Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns
Undercover Brother
Liam Lynch: Fake Movies

Currently listening to: White Stripes
Modest Mouse
Barenaked Ladies
much, much more

Alright. If This Isn't Final, I Don't Know What Is: Scary Scary Chapter 2

Still no H'ween toon from TBC. This is ridiculous. It'll be up tomorrow, probably. I'll then probably have to wait acouple of weeks before i see it.

Yes, tonight is the last night at our house. We are leaving the town tomorrow. Things are going to be hella quick, if you know what i mean. We're are probably going to wake up early and will have to shuffle and skiffle through every box of crap and load and pack and store and stow and every house-moving related verb known to man. And folks. I'm ready for this bitch.

1) "What are you doing?"
"Inserting my banana bag. Which sounds dirty, but it's not."

- Grey's Anatomy

2) Currently playing: Super Mario Advance

Scary Scary...

Started today with about 6 hours of sleep in me. I woke up at 6:00 this morning. I just listened to morning radio for a couple of hours then went downstairs, took shot, and ate. And here i am. We better be getting the money today.I don't know what's going to happen if we don't.

I really cannot wait until I'm 17. I really want to see Saw and Saw II. The second one looks alot better than the first one looked. Teehee...see Saw...

Just checked homestarrunner.com for the new Halloween cartoon. Not up yet. The crowd grows anxious. Where is the profit of the Borhters Chaps?

to be continued...

1) "The Pirates of the Carribean was designed by Johnny Depp's great-grandfather, Mortekai Depp, who all the other designers were gay on."

- Brain Phelps (as Disneyland expert. Mark and Brian)

2) Currently watching: Halloween toon 2005 (not yet)

Just Throw That Away...

We have been doing alot of clearing things out of places today. My room is currently in about 7 boxes. I have no earthly clue what's happening with my bed. I think we're giving it away. I don't necessarily care what happens to it.

We also have been doing alot of packing up what we're taking on the road. Guess what? Since our money comes Monday, i think we're laving either on my birthday or the day after. I would like to leave the day after, but i don't care either way. I think I'm gonna go write a good-bye email to my friends.

1) "Me and Dad are going out for ice cream."
"Can we come?"
"I'm sorry, it's not for kids."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently listening to: Jim Gaffigan - Doing My Time

43x2 = This Post, Ya'll

Alright, we're still in Oregon! Appearantly, we're going to get the truck when we get our house $$$, which might be tomorrow. So, we might be loading tomorrow. I'm so ready for it. We're most likely going to be on the road for my birthday, so i'll probably get a jerky stick wrapped in a bow. I'll be happy, anyway.

Guess what? About a month ago, i ordered that Serenity stuff. Remember that? Read back entries for the info. I ordered a bandana and a CD sampler of score from the movie. I finally got it on Monday! After about five years. Oh, me...

1) "Wallace and his pudding cup..."

- Veronica Mars

2) Currently listening to: Serenity: Select Music From the Film

Don't Mes Too Much With Your Hair. When You're 40, It'll Look 85.

That's from that Baz Luhrman song, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen). I think it's a very cool song. We just got back from Roseburg today.It was fun, at least we got to see our family again. I packed 5 boxes today. My cousin copied all the Coheed and Cambria CDs for me. So far I've only heard Second Stage Turbine Blade and part of In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3. Thry have huge album titles, and huge albums. the first one is 55:10, if i believe, and the second is over 70 minutes. But i kinda see why they're Drew's favorite band of all time. We've got lots and lots of packing to do tomorrow, so i will say goodbye for one last time, because this might very well be my last post in a while. If i can, i'll post tomorrow. See ya'll.

1) "Guess what i have?"
"A hat made out of lemons?"

- The Brak Show

2) Currently listening to: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 - Coheed and Cambria

It's The Final Countdown!!!!

Three days until total domination. Three days until my world takes an incredibly sharp turn. I plan to see all of you in a couple of weeks. If not, then i have been abducted or murdered. Just kidding, of course, but not really. Ooo, now i'm gonna be all techie and stupid. I'll c yall l8r.

I'm Gonna Get That Season 2...

I went to the mall today. As you know, it's a five-day weekend. I went a lesson with my vision teracher. It was fun, i guess. I got $26 from her for birthday money. I went to Sam Goody and bought the Jim Gaffigan CD/DVD. So far, it's hilarious. Also, when in Sam Goody, i was looking at the TV DVDs and saw Arrested Development Season 2, took it off the shelf, hugged it, and put it back. Yeah, pretty weird, ah? Anyway, this might be my last post in a while, but maybe tomorrow i'll do a little mini-post.

Also tomorrow, packing like crazy is gonna happen again. And we're going to be taken out to dinner at Outback Steakhouse by our grandparents. It shall be a great feast for all.

And, as a token of my gratitude, here is a Cavalcade 'O' Quotes!

"There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. "

- Arrested Development

"Butt dance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now."

- Strong Bad Email (Bottom 10)

"Blah dee blah blah, ba bleh dee blah bloo, i don't care, just get him some pants."

- Strong Bad email (Long Pants)

"Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going!"

- Arrested Development

"Hi, I'm a stupid, lazy door. I'm so stupid and lazy, I won't even OPEN UP!"

- Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Everyone Has This, I Think...

Today is my 82nd post. It seems that 82 and sometimes 83 are the numbers i always spew out at random. I think everyone has that sort of disease. Like Weird Al and 27 and the Upright Citizens Brigade with 23. Tell me your number(s). It'll be fun!

Day off, conferences today through Friday. Next week, me and my sister are going to kill each other in the back seat of the car.But, we might have an animal in-between us, so they might be the referee. That better be how you spell that.

1) "Wow, that baby looks alot like his daddy."
"Yes it does, it also kind of looks like the mommy."
"What are the odds?"

- Jim Gaffigan

2) Currently drinking: Diet Sierra Mist

Today Was a Brand Style, Indeed.

Today i woke up and got ready for my very last day at JB Thomas Middle School. I had to get a withdrawal slip from the counseling "center". I then went to all my teachers and got stuff and checked all of my books back in. It all made me feel very sad. Then the day was over before i knew it. I almost cried on the bus on the way home. Well, not really, but seriously. It was very sad.

1) "Why do we need television shows, anyway? Why don't we just have a block of commercials for thirty minutes that previews the promos that are coming in the next promo commercial block...commercial promos...?"

- David Cross (Breaking Ground: The Making of Arrested Development)

2) Currently watching: Saturday Night Live: 25 Years of Laughs

Cat Go Gone

Yesterday, i went to the wedding. I was a good one. Nothing to boring or long, it was the perfect length. The newlyweds look very happy together, and i'm very happy for them.

In other news, today, my sister is going to the mall with her friends and my dad is off to his friends' house, so it's just me and mom. We're going to walk to Hollywood Video and get some things. Then tomorrow i'm going to my second-to-last day of school. Yeah, very sad.

Also today, our beloved cat Snowball is to be adopted by one of my mom's work friends. Tears to come.

1) "It rains all the time in my mind, have a nice day!"

- Andy Milonakis Show

2) Currently watching: Strongbad_email.exe Disk 4 (101-130)

Free-iday

Today is Free Friday, or Free-iday, or whatever you wanna call it.

And guess what else? Next week i have a five-day weekend! Yeah, then the next Monday, we all head down to Roseburg and get our money for the house, then we *sigh* drive across the flippin country. Wow, it's all coming so fast now. I can't believe i only have two days to see all of my friends ever again. This is very sad. How i mourn for the "loss" of my friends. Maybe it'll be one of those things where i move back here after college or whatever then i see all them again. I have no idea what'll happen between a week from Monady and when I'm almost 25.

Also, today, home appraisers were going to come here at nine. Here it is, 10:23, haven't showed. Gosh!

1) "Get me a vodka rocks."
"It's breakfast, mother."
"And a piece of toast."

- Arrested Development

2) "Currently listening to: 1 Million Ways - OK Go

2 Is A Magic Numba

Today was my third-to-last day at J.B. Thomas. Let the sulking commense. I only have two more days left! Im'a gonna cry. All those peoples i won't see ever again, but will probably email anyway...I gotta get their email addresses! Oh well, that is what Monday's for.

No school tomorrow. I feel sorry for those of you who do. All of ya'll need a little breaky-break, yeah?

Anydangway, i have nothing to do for Friday or Sunday. How i pine for fun...

1) It's fine. Just don't put anything on it. Or touch it. Or go near it."

- NewsRadio

2) Currently watching: NewsRadio: Season 1 and 2

Holy(?) Matrimony (i put the ? in there because of the hippie)

Last week, all of the people in the class had to give their speech about themselves. I slid by on Friday. On Monday, i wasn't there, and today, the teacher said, "We have one more speech." I thought it was me, so i started to get up, then someone else got up there. Free. But then after the person went, the teacher said, "You ready to give your speech?" I was, but i didn't necessarily want to...But i did, and everyone liked it. What the heck was i afraid of?

This weekend, my cousin i getting married. Appearantly, they're getting married by a former priest who is a quote, "hippie". This should be interesting...

Also, why does no one leave me comments anymore? It's making me feel unloved.

1) (I'm sorry, i have to do this) "Bob Loblaw, no habla espanol."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently watching: Upright Citizens Brigade - Season One

Now, Dangit! Now!

It's official: Serenity is one of my favorite movies. I saw it yesterday, and i really have to say, it was incredible. See it while it's in the theatres! WARNING: Spoiler haters be warned!!!!

I was left in a state of mini-depression after Wash died. He was the majority of the comic relief!! Anyhow, the movie was very kick-butt and awesome.

In other news, the SNL on Saturday was very funny. Jon Heder was the host. The monologue was hilarious.

1) "Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain. We may expect some slight turbulance, and then...explode."

- SERENITY, W00T!

2) Currently listening to: DK64 Soundtrack

I'm Tryin' To Quit, Man...

I'm trying as long as i can to refrain from using Arrested Development quotes in my Dailies. Since the next episode is pre-empted due to America's Passtime. If you don't know what that is then you are sadly brainless.

So glad tomorrow is Saturday. Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) is hosting SNL.

I now have the urge to listen to angry songs, just by listening to the angry "1, 2, 3, 4" in Song For The Dumped by Ben Folds Five. That song is awesome. I'm just rambling on now. I'm gonna stop.

1) "All this sleep is making all of us crazy."
"Don't you think you're overreacting talking gumball machine?"

- The Simpsons

2) Currently playing: Donkey Kong 64

Call Me, And We'll Try To Wake Her Up

I dunno why i didn't say this yesterday, but i was walking with my friend, and she saw the girl i like in the window of her bus and she yelled, "HI, DARREN'S GIRLFRIEND!" What's up with that?

Today was okay, nothing special. I really need to get my Browncoat stuff before we move. It's beginning to make me slightly angry.

1) "Sometimes, we play, "Who Can Fit the Most M&Ms in Their Mouth?""
"YOU play that."

- The Office (US)

2) Currently listening to : X&Y - Coldplay

The R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ribbons!

Remember that chick that was crazy? She ain't no more. Well, she kinda/sorta is, that i know of. Well, she and one of her friends, for Red Ribbon Week, made little red ribbons and stuck them everywhere in the school. A really cool idea, no? And today, i said to her, in a stupid voice, "I like the ribbons in the halls!" and she looked at me like I was the crazy one, weirdness. When i see them on the ground, i pick them up, i'm sure none of you would do any different.

So, my dad says when we're on the drive down, my mom is thinking of getting one of them DVD things for me and my sister in the car. Yeah, awesome.

1) "Bird, bring us a vole."
"What's a vole?"
"I don't know, that's why i want one."
{bird attacks Bill, Bill screams}
"Well, i guess Bill's a vole."

- King of the Hill

2) Currently listening to: Harvey Danger - Little by Little

Telling

So, appearantly, the girl i like knows that i like her. She says she figured out, which is good, because i didn't want someone to tell her, i wanted to be the one, you know? Man, if you count how many times i used a comma just now...

Question of da day: Why in the flying frick do people cheat? I mean, it's an easy way to win, but it's horrible, especially when it's in P.E..
Today, we played a formation of Dodgeball where it was everybody against everybody. When you got hit, neck and below, you were out. Not a single person besides me and one of my friends, and maybe a couple people that i didn't see took their out. There are no gold trophies or other incentives to "winning"! No one wins in P.E. games! Come on!

That's it for me. Here's Chip Donkman witht the Dailies!

1) "Hitler is a jerk!"

- The Vandals (It's a Fact)

2) Currently playing: Donkey Kong 64 (N64)

I Don't Know, But I've Been Told...

By my fazhah, if everything goes right, we'll be out of here in three weeks. This makes me all sad inside. I'll have no more oppurtunities to see all my friends again, and that is very disappointing. And all the family i might want to see just one more time.

Well, it's not all that bad, there's still people i can get away from finally. I need to do some sereious finding people and talking to them, preferably people i like and talking to them.

Song: Adam's Song - Blink 182

1) "Then, a magical bird, me in a beak, appears. Then, a puff of smoke, and I'm gone. And who should appear in the cage--"
"A guy who kinda like like you?"
"No! Even if that was how i did it, how'd the look-alike get up there?"
"He was hiding behind this mirror?"
"NO!"

- Arrested Development

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development - Season 1

A-Pretty-Pretty Good Website: Oreos and Cows

milkandcookies.com

Funny movies, video clips from TV, and links. But the video i want ya'll to check out is right here:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/23436/details/

You Can't Take the Sky From Us!

Serentiy opens today. I've decided that I will wait for my bandana to arrive in the mail to see it to show my Browncoat pride. Joss is boss!

Today was the walkathon for the hurricane(s). I was sweating so much but I'm lucky i slabbed on the de-odor-cake. And, as a little bonus, it poured down rain, so we 8th graders walked throughout the school halls, and the stupid sevvies had to run in the gym! Ha-ha! Me and my friend Sarah were walking through the halls yelling, and when people told us to shut up we yelled, "FREE COUNTRY!" It was hilarious. I yelled, "Steve Holt!" also. No one knew what it meant, i was so sad. Pwople are so out of the AD loop!

1) "Tejamo!"
"What?"
"I love you!"
"Great, not I'm late."

2) Currently watching: Arrested Development - Season 1/Strongbad_email.exe Disk 4 (101-130)

My Name is Earl...Brand Popcorn

Lost was pretty flibbity-flibbin' cool last night. Bet you never heard and/or read that before.

Today was Corpse Bride day. I was happy. It was so shiny! It was alot like Nightmare Before Christmas. It was very good. And, bonus, i got to leave school to see it! My sister ordered popcorn and got a My Name is Earl bag. I wonder if like, one time, he stole popcorn from somebody and now he's making his own for people. It was pretty good.

1) "My name is Earl. Onew time i stole a hot dog...cart."

- Do i really need to say?

2) You already know what I'm currently watching. Gosh! Well, not currently. A couple hours ago.

67! Hike!

Tomorrow is Corpse Bride day. Also, i can't think of anything else to say.

No annoying kid, AGAIN! W00T!!!!!!!!!

I want to know what's going on with that.

1) "GOB, what are you doing here?"
"Life, Dad. I killed a guy."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently listening to: Damien Rice - O

Oh, Boy

Well, the annoying kid wasn't in school today, again. Can't complain.

I heard the new Stephen Lynch song today and it is hilarious. It's called "Vanilla Ice Cream". You can hear it at:
www.whatarerecords.com/vanilla

Well, I have a question. Why do people like to lie to you? I mean, in school. This dude came up to me, i knew him, he knew me. We weren't necesarilly freinds. But if you played "Six Degrees of Seperation" you'd link us. Anyway, he came up to me and siad, "You know her? She likes you." I didn't believe he was telling the truth. So then he walkks over to her and told her that he told me that she told him. Idiot. I said to her, "I knew he was lying." And she replied, "I know." But what if it's true, you know? I makes you think.

And today, one of my friends told me, "I'm gonna tell that girl you like that you like her." I'm like, "No, you're really not." But then he walks off and comes back and says that he just did. Later i saw her and asked, "Did Victor tell you anything?" and she spoke back, "Who's Victor?" So, yeah. He's a lyin' liar too. Don't listen to anything that anybody says.

1) "Maybe your feeling love?"
"I know what an erection feels like!"

- Arrested Development (ep 302)

2) currently watching: Arrested Development: Season 1

Sweet, Sweet DVD. Today is the Day You Watch AD!

New episode of AD tonight. That annoying kid isn't in school today, I'm very happy. Because we had a "test" and he would be talking and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, not much else. Um, I GOT MY AD DVDS BACK!!!!!!! I'm sorry, I am giddy beyond all reason. And you know what else? Serenity opens on Friday and I'm going on Thursday to see Corpse Bride. I'm kinda mad but i wanna see it anyway. I might Serentiy it this weekend or the next. I've got the cheese.

1) "Who's flying this thing? Alright, that would be me."

- Firefly

2) Currently listening: Superhero - Stephen Lynch

It Was The 05/05/05 Party, It Only Happens Once Every Billion Years!

Alright, I, to this date, have watched the season premiere of The Office 4 times, obsessive, aren't I? Well, at least I'm not one of those freaks who sees Star Wars 50 times every week. But you know what a cool movie to re-issue to theaters, even though it's out on video? The Incredibles. It is definitely one of my favorite movies of all times. I'm gonna show it to my children. I hope the not-liking-"old"-movies gene isn't passed down.

So, today, my aunt might be coming over to give my sweet, sweet DVDs back. I honestly cannot wait until i get them back. I miss season 1 of Arrested Development soooo much! I miss it so!

Last night was the premiere of Alias in syndication. I think i might start watching it next season, but i said that last year and that never happened. I don't know what I'm going to do. I might even start watching Smallville, too. I saw the last part of the season finale last Thursday, and it was so cool.

You know what else? I might even wait a week to see Serenity. I mean, if it does anything like it did at the test screenings, i will be packed everywhere across the country. We need enough money for a sequel! I think it might be 50 million dollars od something like that, so it won't be too hard.

1) "You know Jayne, my days of not taking you seriously certaintly are coming to a middle."
"Dammit, Mal. I forgot my line."

- Firefly gag reel

2) Currently watching: Strongbad_email.exe (1-4) commentaries

As a little tiny side note, this is my 64th post. My favorite number, and second favorite Nintendo system. First is the SNES.

Krazy-Krazy Weekend

I like the letter K, so what?

Today, the people accepted our counter-offer for the house. My dad says we'll be out of here in a month. I think I'll believe it when it happens, you know? This is one of those situations. You never know, especially with what happened last time. As Aunt Josephine once said in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book the 3rd: The Wide Window, "I'm afraid to death of realtors".

So, yesterday I was visiting MySpace, following people's friends and I looked at some girl's profile that i looked at just to see who it was. It was this girl at school that i thought was mean and kind of stuck-up, i kind of think she doesn't remember me from last year. Anydangway, i found out she likes The White Stripes. This of course,being one of my favorite bands. It was interesting. I would've never thought she would like them.

1) "I don't have a son"
Narrator: "He does."
"But if i did, i would take him to a cabin in the woods. Or promise him i would take him and then not take him. But the one thing i would not do is not promise him i would take to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!"

- Arrested Development (ep 301)

2) Currently listening to: 1651 songs at random (Winamp)

Our Hell is Every Weekend, But It's All I Have to Believe In

As you all may know, Sundays are a prime day for real estate. Not this week. We got an offer on this crap-shack house today. We haven't accepted it yet, but i have no idea what's going on or what will go on.

Last night, we all had to help our grandparents move. I kinda like their new house. It isn't too big, actually, it's kind of small. But we missed Lost, so we taped it, and are hopefully going to watch it soon. I can't live without figuring out what's in the hatch! Dang hatch, ruining my life.

Speaking of tapes, i also taped the season premire of The Office (US) on Tuesday, there was such a "Heck yes!" moment, but I'm not going to say, if you don't know who the characters are and have not seen it yet, I'm not the spoiler-giving type.

1) "How was shooting today?"
"Rough."
{shot of him getting hit with a ping-pong ball}
"Don't do that AGAIN!"

- Sample of Style Too!: The Animationing!

2) Watching: Strongbad_email.exe Disk 4 (101-130)

I Don't Know What You're Talking About! You're Interrupting My Activities!

I'm talking about this kid in school who everybody hates, even me. He just thinks out loud, WAY TOO LOUD AND WAY TOO MUCH. I'm done with all of that.

Well, Arrested was awesome last night. I taped it and am going to watch it for a third time tonight. Yes, a third time. You know what's horrible though? Only 2 million people watched it! Come on, you jerk-idiots! Just watch it, please! I'm am begging, on humble knee. Why, America? Why?

1) "Pom-Pom's head is orange, right? So, his brother's head would naturally be...like a bulldog!"

- SB email B-4 (Family Resemblence)

2) Watching: Arrested Development - The Cabin Show (ep 301)

Holy Matrimony!

Went to a wedding on Saturday. It wasn't one of those four-hour ceremony kind. It was the fun kind with a D.J. and fun-times. Started off by us sitting down for about a half-hour, then the ceremony at 4:00, then fun and goodness until about 9:00. Out of the three that I've been to, this is the best one, i danced my butt off. My aunt, uncle, cousins and grandparents came from Roseburg for it.

Sunday, My other grandparents came over for the race. My other cousins came over, too. We found a really cool spot to sit at the park. It's under a bridge with train tracks on it. I don't think trains run there anymore. But i really don't wanna risk going up there and walking along the tracks.

Today was pretty good, nothing special. Oh, except tonight, according to me, is the TV event of the fall season. THE SEASON 3 PREMIERE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!! Alright, I'm good. It's on tonight at 8:00 on FOX, We need alot of viewers, people! This has now become my favorite show of all time.

1) "But, long pants! I was told long pants! They said long pants! Long pants! Glorious pants!"

SB email (Long Pants)

2) Currently watching (at 8:00) Arrested Development (ep 301)

How 'Bout This One? Donk.

1) "So, Mike. How do the ping-pong balls talk to the computer?"
"Well Matt...The ping-pong balls...Can talk to the computer!"

2) Currently watching: Strongbad_email.exe (Disk 4, 101-130)

The Best 52 Megs I Ever Spent!

The other day was just a casual visit to the Browncoats forum, nothing special, just looking around. Then, all of a sudden, I saw the thread topic: "Firefly gag reel, the full 13 minutes". I rented the DVDs a couple of months ago. the gag reel was only about 4 minutes. DVDs? I feel ripped off, royally. It is one of the funniest gag reels ever when you see the full 13 mins. I feel so used.

In other news, I'm sone with the School Daze period by period analysis. It's 'tarded. I'm just gonna make fun of people and point out some highlights.

So, yeah. None of that no mores. Also, i think The Dandy Warhols are one of my favorite bands now.

Also, I used some of my Browncoat points to buy a CD sampler of score from Serenity! W00t!

Song: Dandy Warhols - Not if You Were the Last Junkie On Earth.

1) "First take off your shirt, then sand off your nipples."

- Strong Bad Email 135 (Lady...ing)

2) Listening: DW Come Down

All Of Us Sing About It

-School Daze-

1: Almost finished poster.

2: Sat and listened to speech about PE rules. They didn't wanna make us run because of picture day.

3: No homework, started a new map. Kinda hard.

4: No homework because we had to take our pictures in period 4. And i got my (school) ID card. I like it better than last year's, but i don't like it that much.

5: Had to check out books, but i didn't find one so i have to get one from home.

6: Measured things. Not too fun.

Alright, not much there. Writing this is starting to get boring nd the cat just jumped on my chair. *pet pet*.

1) "It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove.""
" You are a very silly man, and i do not want to interview you."
"But i want to be on television!"
"Well, you can't!"

2) Currently listening to: The Dandy Warhols Come Down by The Dandy Warhols

Maybe She Doesn't Believe in Friends.

Alright. There's this girl on my bus. She's never said a word out loud on the bus or even near it. I like people like that. I want to get to know her kinda. But maybe she doesn't believe in friends. Hmm...


-School Daze-

1: Started our posters for stuff this week. Meh.

2: Did our first run. It was incredibly easy. Like, just really easy.

3: Almost finished assignment from yesterday. Just finished it just now.

3.5 (lunch): At lunch, the grades are seperated anymore. I have to eat with sevvies. That also means that none of my friends except a couple are in my lunch. That means that i miss hijinks and chaos! HIJINKS AND CHAOS! I hate this school.

4: Easy math.

5: Something else easy.

6: Did something easy. Yeah, sometimes school is boring.

1) "Does anyone know where i can get one of those necklaces with a T on it?"
"Actually, that's a cross."
"Across from where?"

I Don't Care Who You Are, Busses Are Like an After-School Retreat. Unless You're Friends Aren't On It With You.

I am happy today. Here is my daiye.

-School Daze-

1: Nothing to do. Worked out who's gonna work on posters and which ones.

2: First day of official PE. But guess what? They split us up, boys for one class and girls for the other. It's horrible. This isn't the '50's!

3: Started a really easy assignment. Really easy.

4: Another really easy assignment.

5: ANOTHER really easy assignment.

6: Did an experiment, then watched Bill Nye, Bill Nye r00lz.

And then after school, we all found out what our bus driver's name was! It's Donna. Donna's a cool name. And she's pretty cool, too.

So that is it.

1) "You're denying me treatment because I'm a fajita quesadilla?"
"No, you don't have insurance."

- Taco Ball commercial

2) Currently not doing anything.

A-Pretty-Pretty Good Website: Death By Caffiene?

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

Select you drink, type in your weight. See how many of that drink you have to actually drink before you die.

I Have a Question...You're Crazy.

Alright, so there's this girl, right? And she's really crazy, right? But she's my kind of crazy. She's cool.

-School Daze-

1: Did more of that list from yesterday, kinda boring, but at least we didn't have to do anyhitng.

2: Nothing, again. Just socialized again today.

3: Got textbooks. Got homework.

4: Did some fun problems. Pretty cool. Mor Fonder is getting a little cooler. Hasn't yelled at anybody yet.

5: Worked with partners. I joined someone i actually liked that also didn't get a partner. We got done fast.

6: Tryed to guess what things were in boxes. POretty fun. Not to hard. It was actually not to 8th grade-y.

So that's it. There's-a my book. Be back Monday where, hopefully, I'll have something WAY more exciting.

1) "If you take advantage of her, you are going to a special place in Hell. The place reserved for people who do things to children and people who talk at the theater."

- Firefly

1b) "It's the most powerful gun in the world. It is my favorite gun. I want you to have it. It's alot better than what you got."
"She has a name."
"Mine does, too. I call it Vera."

- Firefly

2) Currently playing: Animal Crossing - Gamecube

Root-Toot, Root-Toot-Toot...That's Flowers, B****!

That title has nothing at all to do with this post. I just thought of it.

-School Daze-

1: I kinda forgot what happened in Leadership today, nothing important though. I think...Oh, i remember now. We all made a list of 10 things we think it takes to be a good leader. Meh

2: Nothing again in P.E., open gym. I just socialized.

3: Pre-Geography Test. Mr. Harris is still cool. Some of the questions just made me feel stupid.

4: Mr. Fonder is kinda cool now, dunno why, hasn't yelled at me yet. We did problems. Assignments stary Monday.

5: Um...did some thing in Language Arts. Had to find stuff in the book. Working with partners tomorrow.

6: Went over what's what in the classroom. Then played some game where we...I don't wanna waste my time explain it.

That's today, in a nutshell. NUT! AAAAAH-Hahahahahahaha...

1) "Yeah, I ate a big red candle..."

- Anchorman

2) Currently playing: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Gamecube ver.)

Back tooo Shkoool...

Today, i came to school. It was great. Here's the new feature!

-School Daze-

Period 1: Leadership. Elective class. Do stuff to help the school, collect recycling, paint stuff, ee-tee-see. My teacher, Ms. Murray, is cool so far.

2: P.E. Nothing today, just layed down the ground rules. Blah blah respect, blah blah effort. Mr Y. is the coolest P.E. teacher on the dang planet.

3: Social Studies. Nothing today, just layed down the ground rules. Mr. Harris is my friend's dad, so i may have an in.

4: Math. See above for period synopsis. Mr. Fonder, I kinda already don't like him, but anyway, that'll develop in a couple of weeks, maybe.

5: Language Arts. Weirdo pulled the fire alarm. Ms. Summers is coo, i guess.

6: Science. Measured ourselves and wrote down stuff. Mr. Deering is already a-pretty-pretty cool.

So, that's it, I think you've heard enough...of...my secrets...

1) "You ripped out it's head, then shoved it down it's throat. Then you took it, stuck it in a blender, ate it, and barfed it back on to a cassette tape."

- NewsRadio

2) Currently listening to: Mr. A-Z: Jason Mraz

Stuff My Sister Won't Care About/My Golden Post

Yes, this is my fiftieth post. Happy, i am. You see there, that's my Yoda.

Alright, on to what my sister doesn't give a flying sack of crap about. Next generation videro game consoles. (Liz, scroll down a bit.)

1) Nintendo Revolution
This is the one I'm really looking forward to, It's gonna have great new games and cool new features and plays DVDs and all the other old games.

Pros:

• Plays all other old system games
• Great launch titles
• Plays DVDs
• Looks rrll rrll cool

Cons:

• Old games aren't free
• DVDs played with special thing, sold seperately

2) Playstation 3

This also looks fantastic. Cool cool games, great speed and graphics and greatness

Pros

• Three times the power of Xbox 360, 35 times the power of PS2
• Awesome looks
• Cool gaems

Cons:

• The price is going to be incredibly steep

3) Xbox 360

I am not a really big Microsoft fan, seeing as they own Rare and Bill Gates is weird. But anyway. I don't know much about it, so i can't really say anything.

So tomorrow, I'm going to school. I haave everything ready for tomorrow. I just wanna get it over with.

Also, I have been spammed. Idiots left "comments" telling me to check out their "weight loss site", or their "Texas poker strategy site". Everyone knows that this is all these tards have any time for. They're lonely dorks whose only hobby is saying crap and scamming people off. I hope no one else has to deal with those no-life crazies.

1) "If she's there, say "nobody". Okay, who's there?"

"Nobody."

"Okay, now i don't know what's going on!"

2) Currently listening to: B-Sides - Damien Rice

A Pretty-Pretty Good Website: Musical Pants

songstowearpantsto.com

People send in a request for a song, paid or for free. They give instructions on how to do the song like, what style, beat, length. This guy does every style. He does them prooty good too. Check it!

Come Check Out My Brilliant Games!

Today, I got new shoes. So far, they're awesome. And also, I just want school to start already. Come on! It's been long enough! Stupid seventh graders going on Tuesday. HAARGH! I also just want the new season of Arrested Development to start! We haven't seen a new episode since April! Just make it the 19th already! Gosh! Well, I should just be happy that we even HAVE a new season of AD. Stupid FOX.

Also, we rented WarioWare: Mega Party Game$ for the Gamecube. It's great. It only costs 10 more dollars to own it. I hope we decide to buy it.

1) "Are you Tio?"
"Como?"
"Oh, you're gonna be in a como."

- Arrested Development

2) Currently playing: WarioWare: Mega Party Game$ - Gamecube

Uggh...

Last night, we got a call for a showing, get this, 11:00 - 2:00. Yeah. We go today and we get back and no one showed up. Uggh!!!
Well, my last four days of freedom start tomorrow. Then, I'm all set for school. I'm ready, I'm not afraid of the academic mind-games of the man!

1) "I'm not just some...trophy wife."
"What contest in Hell did I win?"

- Everybody Loves Raymond

2) Currently listening to: Astro Lounge - Smash Mouth

To Be Serious For Once

I pray for all people in New Orleans. I know you all have to move everywhere from the Super/Astro Dome and all in-between. I wish i had money to give, but if i did, it would give it all. After seeing the news coverage and the city submerged in something that isn't even water anymore, covered with petroleum and oil. It will take a while to rebuild the city, i know. But hey, it could be much worse.

I'm Getting There...

Alright, cannot wait till school starts. It always seems that whenever i get out of school i'm soooo happy, and when it gets close to it starting up again, i'm soooo happy. Yeh, It's cool.

Last night i got my "school" clothes, I gots...

• System of a Down shirt
• Monty Python shirt
• two pairs of jeans
• button-down, blue shirt

The MP and button-down shirt make a sweet combo.

1) "I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!!!"

- Anchorman

2) currently watching: Distraction (Comedy Central)

{Insert Cliche Back-To-School Title Here}

It's my last couple days of freedom. I will go back to J.B. Thomas for the start of eighth grade, until the house sells. In other news, i got a haircut today, by the longest hair cutter evah! It took twenty minutes, usually fifteen. We had a showing at 11:30, say it with me, "Sounds good, we're off". Me and my dad got haircuts ay SuperCuts. Took about an hour to wait for our turns, there was only one person cutting hair, the afformentioned slow cuttah. Got back, no card on the table, appearantly they didn't show up at all.

Whatever, you know? Also, we are all going school shopping tonight. Most of the things we need we have already. Binders, paper, e-t-c.

This will be great for me. I will also introduce you all to a new blog feature, "School Daze!!!" This will analyze my day at school, period by period. It will increase the size of my posts and hopefuly the quality.

1) "Just cuz i no do his laundry, or build him railroad, he think i no from Hong Kong? I turn your brain into spicy, crazy chicken to go!"

- Upright Citizens Brigade (103)

2) Watching: UCB: Season 1

A-Pretty-Pretty Good Website: Shopping At The Half-Bakery

http://www.halfbakery.com/

People post an invention idea and other poeple post their opinions, some very interesting ideas here.

JiB

It's official, Jack in the Box, or JiB, in our family, rules.
First of all, good food, dude. Second, They get you order right every time. It's the greatest.

We are going school shopping on Wednesday night. I'm excited. I'm gonna get an outfit wherever we're shopping and one online. I found this really cool website where you can buy shirts and stuff with Arrested Development quotes and jokes on the front. I really wanna get onw that says, "Girls With Low Self-Esteem, Spring Break '05." It'll be so cool for people in the AD know.

1) "He's not gay, he's a male nurse."
"Debbie..."
"What?"
"COME ON!"

- Mad TV

2) Watching: UCB: Season 1

Son of a Beach!

Yetserday was the open house. My family and I went to the beach. It was awesome. We were out from about 10:30 AM until 6:00 PM

Alright. For her birthday, my mom got a Fred Meyer gift card and she bought the new Black Eyed Peas CD. I was flabbergasted. I had no idea that she would be interested in it, let alone purchase it. Though, it is good music.

1) "One time, i was Wendy's for my birthday party, and i choked on a pickle, and i was like, "I haven't been to Disneyland yet, not yet Jesus!" And i came to, and i barfed all over the Wendy's, and then the manager came out and gave me coupon for one free hamburger a year for life!!! Remember that, Rick!?"

2) Currently listening: Why Should the Fire Die? - Nickel Creek
Watching: Upright Citizens Brigade - Season 1

La la la la la la la la...

I'm watching cool music videos on Winamp.

Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand
Question! - System of a Down
Don't Tread On Me - 311

Alright, they're all cool. Especially the FF one. S'funny. The guys go around putting the words, "do you want to" on things: Walls, urinals, etc.

I'm also watching Live 8 videos.

The Kaiser Chiefs
Scissor Sisters
Green Day
etc.

1) "You know Brak, your grandfather could work the ladies like Siegfried and Roy."

- The Brak Show

2) Currently watching: The Brak Show Volume 1

What Is With You?

Okay, so house showings are hell, you know? Last night, we got a call, they want to come between 5:30 and 6:30. Sounds good. We're off.
We get home after the time slot, they haven't been here yet. We called them to tell them that it's to late for them to come. Then this morning, they want to come between 10:00 and 11:00. Sounds good, we're off. We come back. They have not been here yet! HAAAAAARGH!!! Then we left for another hour or so. Still haven't been here. I sure hope we don't have to deal with that again.


1) "Call him Pumpkin, he likes that."
"That's what his mom calls him."
"Yeah, but his mom's really hot!"

- NewsRadio

2) Watching: NewsRadio: Seasons 1 and 2

Just Wanted Something To Chomp On

I just wanna post Dailies again.


1) "I'm coming to you from Iraq, Conan. I'm coming to you from...the future!"

- Late Night with Conan O'Brien

2) Currently listening to: Together, We're Heavy - The Polyphonic Spree

Maybe Some Chippy-Chips or Something...

Not much to write about. Just wanted to post some things.



1) "I'm off to the sporting goods store."
"What are you going to buy, sir?"
"The store."

- NewsRadio

2) Currently watching: Jeopardy!

School's Out For About 3 More Weeks

It's whatever the date thing is on the front. Not much happening. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't wait till school starts. I know, that will give me less time to post, watch NewsRadio, pet the cat and listen to Nickel Creek. In the words of MCR, I'm not okay.

Okay, so yeterday, my mom just asked my sister to look up the price of Myst 4 on Amazon. $24.99 Thyen my mom told us all that she was going to Target, or Tar-Zhet (it's French). I asked, "What for?" she said, "To buy Myst 4." I popped on my shoes and hopped in the car, I'm always up for all that good crap. They didn't have it at Target. We went to Gamestop, it was like the first game i saw. We got it, man. The limited edition that includes Myst 3: Exile. I guess that we'll give our 4 disc one to someone who doesn't want it, because we already have it.

I think I might have converted two people to the religion Arrested Development. I lended my season 1 DVDs to my aunt.

1) "What's it saying?"
"Guh, guh, guh, guh."
"Can it say other things?"
"It's a Goofy Ball, Matthew, not a super computer."
"It makes me giggle."

2) Currently listening to: Queen - The Platinum Collection
Watching: NewsRadio: Seasong 1 and 2
Playing: Myst 4: Revelation

Me Somebody To Love, Find...

I love QUEEN!!!! Sorry, i love them so much.

We got their greatest hits Platinum Collection. 1, 2, and 3. It's excellent. In other news, I got the new Nickel Creek CD yesterday. It's pretty sweet.

Well, yesterday we also had our first two house showings. And the virtual tour is up. I would give you a link but i don't know what the heck the site is.

In other-other news, I'm completely addicted to the Newgorunds Sim v1.2. It has basically no point, but I lurve it soooo much, hee-how.

1) "Count Choculitis?"
"Sounds tough..."
"Why did you do that, Jim? It is because you know i love Count Chocula?"
"Do you?"

- The Office (US)

2) Currently listening to: Why Should the Fire Die? - Nickel Creek

How's it Going?

Well, Monday was pretty busy. We had to like, take everything out of the house and rearrange stuff for some guy to come over and take pictures of our house for a virtual tour. It was fun though. I've also been watching all the commentaries on the NewsRadio DVDs. Funny stuff.

Yesterday, meh. Didn't do much. Took some stuff to Goodwill, oh, yeah! I got two Monty Python tapes at Goodwill! Vol. 8 and 9. Episodes 16-19. They're so great. So far my favorite sketch is either Blackmail or Flying Lessons.

1) "To start his daily regimen, Dennis wakes up at 3:00, then goes back to bed, because it's far too early."

2) Currently watching: Upright Citizens Brigade: Season 1, NewsRadio Season 1 and 2, Monty Python's Flying Circus Vol. 8 and 9.

Quiz-A-Plenti

You are a knife. Down to earth, logical, and
precise. You are extremely intelligent and
always get the right answers to things.

Are you a spoon, a knife, a fork, or a spork?
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Which Classic Rock Band are you?
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Money- by Pink Floyd and 99 problems- by Jay-Z, I
like both of these songs and I think they're
hard not to like, I think you have average
taste and so I had to choose something no one
could argue with. Goodbye

What's your lifes theme song?
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Hey Kids! Wanna Learn A Lesson About Greed???

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holesWaiting for the sunset to come, people growing oldJump back from behind them and shoot them in the headNow everybody dancing the dance of the dead,the dance of the dead,the dance of the deadIn time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep. And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.O little town in U.S.A, your time has come to seeThere's nothing you believe you wantBut where were you when it all came down on me?Did you call me now?

That song is: Fire Coming Out of a Monkey's Head by Gorillaz

Anyway, that song's awesome beyond all reason.

We have new flyers at our house now. They look really nice, except for the fact that a small part of one of our cats is in one of the pictures. It's great though.

1) "Well, check your lease man, 'cuz you're in {beep} City."

- Arrested Development

2) currently watching: Arrested Dev. Season 1/ sb_email.exe emails 1-100

Ramp of Rants Pt. 5

I hate people. Here's why:

Has anyone heard of the video game, "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"? Of course, you have. It has been rated AO (Adults Only), raised from an M rating (Mature). I am completely aggrivated by this.

Some grandma bought her grandson a copy of this game. Which, mind you, has violence, carjacking, hookers, blood, and all that stuff a 9 year old kid shouldn't be looking at anyway. Then, Oh my God! SEX!!!! Hidden sex scenes are in the game that require a modification that a 9 year old kid couldn't pull off.

First of all, the game is for people 17 and over, that is what the Mature rating entails. Second of all, i would like to quote somebody, i'm not sure who said it, but i like it so much.

"If they find the Hot Coffee mod, they've probably seen stuff much worse than that."

Exactly.

In My life, nothing much is going on. We got a new real estate lady, she's flippin' awesome. Way better than the other one.

1) "Eat the cheeseburger, astro boy!"

- Upright Citizens Brigade (ep 103)

1) currently watching: Shaun of the Dead

Why Did You Say That?

On Friday, devestating news was broken: The buyers of our house lied on their application.

Au contraire. Last night, my family and i were sitting down having our dinner and watching Van Helsing when we had a knock on the door. It was the buyer. He apologized and started saying that it wasn't his fault. Him and my parents had a long discussion and he sounded very credible. I'm afraid to death of realtors now. But the movie was good!

Anyway, now we have to put our house up again and wait for showings and offers and important things of that nature. It's great! Actually, as you can tell from earlier posts, I absolutely hate having to leave and clean every day. HAAARGH!

1) Dave: "Mr. James, I didn't see you come in."
Jimmy: "That's the way i like it, I'm like that magician. What's his name?"
"David Copperfield?"
"No."
"Siegfried?"
"No."
"Roy?"
"That's the one."

2) Currently listening to: Buffy, The Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling (do not laugh)

Give Me The News...

I'm going to the doctor today. Not the regular doctah, the endocrinologist. I'm a diabetic, yo. If anyuone has questions, leave comments or email me. I'll be like a hotline. Heh, heh...

Anyway. I've got mad skillz. I can put so many things on MySpace now. I can put puzzles on and music videos and crazy, crazy things.

1) "Let's not take him. He's gonna cramp our style. Styyyle."

- Spongebob Squarepants

2) Currently watching: Spongbob Squarepants.

I Regret Saying This.../Yayness!

A while ago, i posted a very long post about someone's opinion on Bright Eye's preformance on Jay Leno. In that post i said that the tradition of folk music is to bash authority. That was incorrect. The tradition of folk music is protesting. But let's just push that aside.

The other day, i just lingered on over to the Serenity website and found out that it was rated PG-13!!! I'm so happy! Because, if it was R, my parents would most likely not let me see it. Their wierd like that sometimes. September 30, 2005. See it!!!!

In other business, not much is going on here. Haven't done any heavy packing since me and my sister got back from Roseburg.

1) "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch"
"Correct"
"Yesssssssss"

- Napoleon Dynamite

2) Currently viewing - NewsRadio: 1st and 2nd Seasons

A Neeeeew Caaaaaaar!!!!!

It's official, We're not movin' yet.
Our time tables have turned, Dr. Evil-Moving-In-Peoples. The people that are moving in to the house have trouble with getting their stuff out of their dumpy house. So yeah, we're stayin' fer a couple of weeks mo'.

Just got back from Roseburg. Me and my sister stayed at our cousin's house from Monday to today. We met our ultra-cool cousin's ultra-cool friend, Melissa. She likes just about everything we do. Bright Eyes, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc.

Yesterday, my parents got a "new" car. To us anyways. Used. A 2003 Chevrolet Trailblazer. It's so cool. It's got backseat air conditioners, and it's big. Oh boy.

1) "Appearantly, the owner of the store went crazy and went slashing prices."

2) NewsRadio: The Complete 1st and 2nd Seasons

Survey Thing!!!! W00t!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Darren
Birthday:	11/01/91
Birthplace:	Hillsboro, Oregon
Current Location:	Hillsboro, Colombia, SC
Eye Color:	blue
Hair Color:	blonde
Height:	Las time i checked...5'1".25
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	No clue
The Shoes You Wore Today:	tennis shoes
Your Weakness:	alot of things.
Your Fears:	Balls coming toward me (not those kind, eww)
Your Perfect Pizza:	Sausage, olive, mushroom, pepperoni, pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	have lunch with a member of the opposite sex, nobody else
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	brb
Thoughts First Waking Up:	What's this?
Your Best Physical Feature:	I like my nose
Your Bedtime:	I roll down about 1:00-2:00 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:	when i was a baby
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi (I hate the new Coke commercial)
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	no clue
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	yeah
Do you Sing:	by myself most of the time
Do you Shower Daily:	every other day
Have you Been in Love:	many many times
Do you want to go to College:	sure
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	not really
Do you get Motion Sickness:	yeah, when i;m swinging or spinning around
Do you think you are Attractive:	I am an ugly weasel-faced arse
Are you a Health Freak:	sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Keyboard, Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no, I'm not a spotty fat git!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	In my sleep, or in a plane crash or something
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a celebrity
What country would you most like to Visit:	England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	blue
Favourite Hair Color:	black
Short or Long Hair:	somewhere in between
Height:	somewhere around my height
Weight:	somewhere around mine, maybe a little bigger or smaller
Best Clothing Style:	don't know, no trailer-trash clothes lol
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
Number of CDs I own:	don't care
Number of Piercings:	don't care, maybe one or two
Number of Tattoos:	maybe one or two
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	a couple things, nothing like murder
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Packin' Like Crazy!!!

Hello.

Yesterday we started (well, i did) packing stuff for the big move. My room is now a crap pile. You can walk in, but not anywhere else. Speaking of packing, there are belongings of ours that currenlty belong to others. In other words, people borrowed things of ours that they NEED to give back. Well, only one thing. My aunt currently has our Donkey Kong 64 game. I re-heeally want to play that game so much. I can't wait till i get to again.
Anyway, If i can I will post during next week.

1) {standing in front of bunch of children}
Gob: "They're illusions, Michael. Tricks are something a whore does for money...Or candy!"

-Arrested Development

2)Currently listening to: Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Love Bad News

We've Got Both Kinds! Country and Western!

Next week, from Monday to Sunday, I'm going to visit my relatives in Roseburg. My aunt and uncle, cousins and grandparents. They've only goy country music and one other stuff station over there. It's ridiculous.
Anyway, I have a very busy weekend.
Saturday: My Dad's friends come over
Sunday: Visit sister's friend to stay the night
Monday morning: Go to Roseburg (about a 3 hour drive)
Yes, yes. Very busy. So I might not post in a while. We've only got five days left to move after Sunday. It's going to be a EXTREMELY hectic five days.
Guess what? This Friday on the Sci-Fi Channel, they're going to start showing episodes of Firefly! I cannot wait! (Although, i might miss a couple...) I'm going to get the DVD anyways. It's like a lead-in thing to the movie. Serenity! September 30, 2005!!!

1) "I haven't slept for ten days. Because that would be too long."
Mitch Hedberg

2) I'm currently playing: Super Mario 64 - Nintendo 64

He's Sick...

Our computer might be on the first of it's last legs. We got a thing on our computer sying "Your computer might be at risk." Not one of those pop-up things you get on the Internet, but an official thing in the bottom right of the screen. I gave it some "antidote" AKA deleted a LOT of stuff.

1) "I am NOT GOING TO GET A TUMMY ACHE!" - Comedy Central Presents: Stella.

Oh yeah, i say what it's from now.

2) I'm currently watching: Comedy Central Presents: Stella

At the Box Mall

We are getting boxes to put stuff in today. Alright? Not much else to write about.

1) "This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

2) I'm currently listening to: Garden State Soundtrack

This Isn't A Circus.

Alright. Right now, my parents are at a negotiation meeting for the house. Things are going pretty fast now. A bit of a crazy time. We don't even have a house yet in S.C.! It's ridiculous. Anyway, yesterday with the cavalcde of quotes...That was just in case i didn't post. I did, of course.
Okay. I have nothing to think about, or say.

1) "This is the Conan net. It's twice the size of a regulation net. On odd-numbered nights, the goalie can have a small sectional. Not a large sectional, a small. This isn't a circus."

I'm currently watching Upright Citizens Brigade: Spaghetti Jesus (episode 207)

Get Out of My House!

Alright, me again. We got an offer on the house today. Yeah. So expect a moderately long hiatus. I will write as much as i can and update and keep you all posted. I will miss you guys, all of you, and your kitties and puppies and fishies and chickens and super-llamas and cows, horses, dinosaurs, super-chickens, etc. I will leave you all with a cavalcade of quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It is the Universal Re-Monster! Not, "Universal Peice-of-Crap" like you'd say!"

"So, I says to him, I says..."

"Don't talk-a the talk, if you can't walk-a the cake walk"

"Let's just try to invite the Holy Spirit into this room."
"That's your job, not mine."

"I'm hot for you, baby. I'm a big old beat! I'm red, but not embarassed, and I am good with meat. Of course I make an excellent borscht. And I'm hovvorya beh-behhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh I'm a jolly spud, and people call me Bud.
I live down in the mud with all the other tubers!"

"It's true! We're friends!"
"It's true! He showed me his anti-government manifesto!"

"Well, I'm Cassie's new friend, The Unabomber! Ohhh..."

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood-Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.

See ya'll whenever. Probably tomorrow.

Um...Yawn...

We just got back form an incredibly long showing ride/sit. The people said they would be here at 11:00. Here it is, 12:39, just about fifteen minutes ago we came into the house. Yeah! I know! And they said they might make an offer today or tomorrow. They also asked if we could be out by the 5th of August. That could almost definitely mean that I'll miss the Decemberists show on the 12th. This makes me very angry. They can't be serious! That's in less than 3 weeks! Come on!
Anyway, today for the remainder of the day I'm going to chill out, drink some DCVDP (Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, I'm a diabetic, not a health nut.), watch stuff, eat, play Sly Cooper, blah-dee-blah.

1) "Does it excite your emotions? Give me my eyes so i might furrow my brow, and express the anger i am feeling!"

2) I'm currently playing - Sly Cooper and the Theivius Raccoonus - PS2